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For the first time on the net ! The BingoStandard is proud to bring you "Bingo Spells" !
Ever wanted the bingo-caller to turn into a frog ?.. Make the caller call only your numbers ! Make that player who is on a roll take a tumble !
Bingo Spells !
Have you ever wished you could make the "caller" call just the numbers that you need ? Well here's your chance to get just what you want. This spell will "MAKE" the caller call only the numbers on your card !.... This is an ideal spell for when you are playing for the "progressive big jackpot" game !
What you will need!
A Bowl of Water
An Envelope
Pen & Paper
A Glass of Wine (your choice)
A Large Bag Potato Chips (any flavor)
A Black Candle
Method !
Take your Bowl of water and place on a table away from your computer or any other electrical source.
On your paper write the following words exactley:
"Rellac Gonna Kcik Ttub If You T'nod Llac My Nrad Srebmun"
Put the paper into the envelope and seal.
Float the envelope on the water in the bowl and ensure it spins in a clockwise direction.
Place the candle on a safe surface. Light it and as the flame flickers blow it out immediatley. Repeat this 3 times finishing with an extinguished candle.
Now get ready to play your game of bingo.... be amazed and thrilled as all the numbers on your bingo card are called one after the other and you shout "bingo" in a record number of calls !!.. WTG ! WoW ! The PJ is yours ! whooooheeeeeeeeee.
If the results are not quite as described above then do the following thing.
Empty your bowl of water. Make sure the bowl is dry. Empty the contents of your Potato Chips bag into it. Pour a nice large glass of Wine. Kick your shoes off. Console yourself with a nice drink and chips and tell yourself "better luck next time"..... who know's the spell might work for you another time !
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Make The Caller "Call" Your Number's"
Use this spell to "Banish" a player ( for a while ! ) who is on a roll and just won't stop winning !...
What you will Need !
A Large Red Candle
A Piece of Paper & Pen
A Can of Diet Soda
A Ping-Pong Ball ( Tennis Ball Will Do ! )
Method !
(please follow in exact order)
Take your piece of paper and write the players "nickname" in bold writing on it.
Place this paper under the red candle ( make sure you have placed the candle on and even surface - we don't want any accidents or wax dribbles on your computer table ! )
Now light the candle !
Take one sip from your Diet Soda ( only 1 )
For 3 minutes (only) repeat the following incantation whilst holding the ball in your right hand
"Sub Eht Fo Dne Eht Ot Teg"
Take 2 more sips from your Diet Soda
Now blow out the candle.
Throw the ball through the nearest door.
You should now be feeling an inner peace and a general sense of acievement. The player will no longer win a game of bingo for the entire session you will play. Failing this close your game and move onto another bingo site ( that never fails ! )
BANISHING A PLAYER ON A ROLL !
Turn Bingo-Caller Into A Frog !
This has got to be the easiest and quickest spell and it nearly always works !
All You Need Is:
A Mirror
The Caller's Name
A Dead Cockraoch
A Pin / Needle
Method:
Breath on the mirror 3 times till it turns misty.. Using your finger write the caller's name on the mirror. Now take the dead cockroach and stick a needle in it 3 times whilst at the same time concentrating real hard on the caller's name. Throw the cockroach inthe trash can. when you get back you will notice that the caller's voice has become more croaky. Mind you you will never know if the spell worked or not as you will never have the opportunity to go and see the main computer servers where the bingo game is run from. But if the caller sounds croaky .. You should assume your spell was a success !
